Bill, Al, and Hillary all die in a plane crash. Upon reaching Heaven, they are escorted as important personages directly to see God. God looks at Bill and asks, "Bill, you`ve sinned a great deal. Why should I allow you to enter into Heaven?""Well, gee, God," replies Bill, "I`m the Pres-ee-dent of the United States. I`ve been trying to help people - you know give them universal health care and protect them from those mean-spirited Republicans who want to starve their children and throw sick old people out into the street."God considers this a moment and says, "Oh, okay. Sit over here on my left." He turns to Al. "Al, why should I let you into Heaven?""Well, Lord, I`m the Vice President of the United States. I`ve tried to protect the environment from abuse by those mean-spirited Republicans and even wrote a very important book about it."God thinks a moment and says, "All right. Sit over here on my right. Now, Hillary, tell me why I should let *you* into Heaven.""Well, God, it`s like this. I`m the First Lady, the Co-President and, by the way, I think you`re sitting in my seat."
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