While the Clintons were still ...

While the Clintons were still in the Governor's Mansion in Arkansas, one night Chelsea came in to the bedroom and said, "Mommy, tell me a story please!"
Hillary said, "It's 3:00 am, honey, can't you just go to bed?"
Chelsea answered, "I tried, Mommy, but I can't sleep... please tell me a story."
Hillary thought for a moment and said, "OK, honey, I'll tell you what... You just jump up here in bed with me, and when your daddy finally gets home, we'll BOTH get to hear a story!"


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OzBill Clinton, Newt Ginrich and Dan Quayle...

OzBill Clinton, Newt Ginrich and Dan Quayle were riding in a car in the mid-west.. Along came a tornado and picked up the car and threw it 100s of miles away - As they were climbing out of the car and checking themselves for injuries, Newt Gingrich exclaimed that he thought they were in OZ - he said "I`m going to see the wizard and ask for a heart", Dan Quayle said "I`m going to see the wizard and ask for a brain".....Bill said "Where`s Dorthy?"

 

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Grow up and be president...

Grow up and be presidentClinton`s mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.

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Asked about his views on...

Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else."

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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant...

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight`s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish."The chicken sounds good, I`ll have that," Hillary says.The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks."Oh, HE`ll have the fish." Hillary replies.