While the Clintons were still ...

While the Clintons were still in the Governor's Mansion in Arkansas, one night Chelsea came in to the bedroom and said, "Mommy, tell me a story please!"
Hillary said, "It's 3:00 am, honey, can't you just go to bed?"
Chelsea answered, "I tried, Mommy, but I can't sleep... please tell me a story."
Hillary thought for a moment and said, "OK, honey, I'll tell you what... You just jump up here in bed with me, and when your daddy finally gets home, we'll BOTH get to hear a story!"


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OzBill Clinton, Newt Ginrich and Dan Quayle...

OzBill Clinton, Newt Ginrich and Dan Quayle were riding in a car in the mid-west.. Along came a tornado and picked up the car and threw it 100s of miles away - As they were climbing out of the car and checking themselves for injuries, Newt Gingrich exclaimed that he thought they were in OZ - he said "I`m going to see the wizard and ask for a heart", Dan Quayle said "I`m going to see the wizard and ask for a brain".....Bill said "Where`s Dorthy?"

 

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Grow up and be president...

Grow up and be presidentClinton`s mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.

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Asked about his views on...

Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else."

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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant...

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight`s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish."The chicken sounds good, I`ll have that," Hillary says.The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks."Oh, HE`ll have the fish." Hillary replies.

Monica went up to...

Monica went up to the pharmacist and stated, "I need to buy condoms."
The pharmacist looked up and asked, "Shall I put it on your bill?"
"No, thanks," Monica responded. "I prefer to put them on him myself."

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Bill Clinton & the Genie

Bill Clinton & the Genie Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie`s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.The Genie said, "Nope...Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...What`ll it be?"Bill didn`t hesitate. He said, "I want to be remembered for bringing peace to the Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and Jennifer, and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, "Jeez, Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I`m good, but not THAT good. I don`t think it can be done. Make another wish."Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don`t like my wife. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They think she`s mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That`s what I want."The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Lemme see that map again."

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